Listed below you will find no great insights into the female psyche, just some very old, but true jokes, that show the double standards that most woman have towards men. These jokes are not intended to be taken seriously they are just jokes are not meant to be insulting to females.
Please remember what you are about to read are some jokes about the common traits that women seem to share when it comes to the males of the species.
1) It is ok for a woman t ask if she is gaining weight, but the man will be in the dog house if he says anything but no, or if he hesitates in his answer.
2) Women often enjoy venting about how awful their families are, but the Man can never agree or participate in the family bashing.
3) Women also enjoy bashing their significant others family, and if he does not agree then he is blind and stupid.
4) If a man makes a mess but does not clean it up he is being lazy, but when the a woman leaves a mess it is ok because she is just tired.
5) If a man is unhappy in his relationship he can get a divorce, but if he does he is abandoning the woman, but if a woman asks for a divorce she is doing the right thing, by getting out of a bad relationship.
6) Men should not yell at the kids, but the kids should stop giving the mom a reason to yell at them.
7) When a Woman asks her significant other to make her a cup of coffee it is no big deal, and is expected to be done with out a complaint, but if a man asks a woman for a cup of coffee the woman will come back with "I am Not Your Slave".
8) When the partner does not respond, the woman shouts and asks him to do so. But when he does, the woman shouts and asks him to shut up.
9) She will raise hell the moment he fails to comply with her important requests. But when he argues on the same lines, she will state that the same moral does not apply because each and every issue is crucial to her.
10) If he goes out and spends cash on something, she will claim that is a spendthrift. But, when she follows suit, the reason is that life is worth living to the fullest.
11) The partner does not know how to say sorry. The woman does, but, it is just that there is never a reason to say it.
12) The partner has got to nurture the relationship. But, on the other hand, the woman is tired and needs her beauty sleep.
Closure:
Let it not be argued or mentioned that a man is more than a woman because the opposite is the case. Women have more brains, are funnier and have a much better sense of fashion and humane characteristics. All I have done above is pointed out some of our female oddities, and such have not degraded women, but rather empowered them.
Attention:
No part of the above essay is meant to detail or criticize women. Each different point is merely part of my attempt in mapping out how an amusing portrait of a married woman.
