The research professions are buzzing with inspirational new developments regarding technology that may extract Hot Flash thermal energy from menopausal women. Laboratory testing has indicated that women might shortly be fitted with an accessory presently known as a COEGR (Cyclical Organic Electricity Grid Refueler) that can draw out the thermal energy on a Hot Flash and storehouse it to be used on battery apparatus, or be transmitted as electrical thermal energy into the power system and sold back to the electrical consortia.
This thermal energy compiler could someday become known as one of the greatest Green Feats ever.
Men and women of science are busily researching the theory of converting thermal energy developed from the organic heat pump of women in menopause into a potential inexhaustible energy source. Is it any wonder that it would be the ladies who in the end save our little planet Earth? Because they're going to inherit it anyways, they may as well save it in the meantime. Our population mass of females in this demographic reveal that the time is now for a thermal energy development such as this one. The existing aggregate of Hot Flash percolating power could, and should be domesticated to satisfy our thermal energy essentials. Woman Powered thermal energy could well turn into the Mother Of All Green Feats .
The control of this environmentally friendly thermal energy system may be the catalyst required worldwide to save the planet, to a degree that we have never seen before. Not only will women have all the power they'll also BE the power, and guarantee perpetual control of Earth to the natural guardians of nature - Womankind. The increase in the value to society of women in their 40's to all of us, will grow to an astonishing degree and they will naturally take charge of society once and for all.
Fast forward to the future, men with their cellphones, PDA's and iPhones, and kids with their Nintendo Wii's and iPods will cherish the company of the menopausal woman for the gift of their "environmentally friendly" thermal energy. The "radiance" of a woman's hot flash during menopause will adapt from the terror it instills in the population at large presently, to one of respect as we will be at peace with, the reality that she is not only the giver of Life to all, she is also the generator of Power for our darling family and to his precious "Crackberry".
Picture a time when you can just plug a laptop into a COEGR thermal energy collector and reload the batteries! Women in menopause will without a doubt become a HOT Commodity,(though they already are...) Energy seeking people will look for them in the malls, as they assume their rightful place in society as the all-important providers of life AND thermal power to a hungry planet! Department Stores could power the lights for their store by the thermal energy of their female shoppers! Ladies, can you say BARTER? What a discount proposal, "You give me power, I give you a price reduction.
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